A conversation every 3 year old has with a parent at least once

Gilad: Mommy, you NOT come in de kitchen! Never, never, never!

Me: Why not? Are you eating cookies?

Gilad: You not come in here! Yes, I eating sugar cookies [actually it turned out he had mini saltines]! You never come see!

Unfortunately, later he proceeded to paint with humus while sitting with Sachy at the computer, but that's another story.